Saturday, March 31, 2001
No TV and lots of beer make WAnk something something....... Bafooned??? DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!! :D the bafoonery was in fine form last night, i was much impressed. I am going to freaking bed sometime here, check you all later
Friday, March 30, 2001
Oh yeah, and the history channel rules. i just leave it on and some crazy show comes on about crazy weapons or something...
Fruiten WAnken........ so yeah, whats new here.
well, Blogger was down for a while, it was kind of funny to watch his updates. one of them was "shit, something just went horribly wrong." it was pretty funny. Oh yeah, besides that, i am a moron. i accidentally gave amazon the wrong freaking billing address, so now i won't get black and white till next week some time. dammit. I feel really stupid now. Spring break is almost gone, yay, what a blast :P i didn't even do anything. i haven't been any where or had anything to drink in a long time. the last time i did drink i realized just how far my tolerances have dropped. I am beginning to rival the Matt and Po of yore here, lol. Not really, It is hard to be that bad ;) but yeah, no more 15-20 shot nights for me :/ it is quite disconcerting, but hopefully will save me some dough.
speaking of which, i need to get a fucking job. I am such a fucking scrub. i have been walking around in the same t-shirt and sweatpants for the past week. I haven't shaved in like a week either. I look like shit, haha. i should probably do something about that before i go job hunting. i don't know where i want to work, but i do know i don't want to have to go out and look. I really am a lazy guy.
My turntables are on their way still, i assume. last time i checked, they had left wherever the hell they were in illinois and were en route to Redmond, where the send it to me. good shit. then i need to get some more records. records are black crack. i am going to spend all my money on them. Black and white will be black and white crack. i want my game, i want my turntables, i want a job to freaking fall into my lap. screw this "doing shit" thing. everything should revolve around me so i don't have to do anything. that would make life so much easier
well, Blogger was down for a while, it was kind of funny to watch his updates. one of them was "shit, something just went horribly wrong." it was pretty funny. Oh yeah, besides that, i am a moron. i accidentally gave amazon the wrong freaking billing address, so now i won't get black and white till next week some time. dammit. I feel really stupid now. Spring break is almost gone, yay, what a blast :P i didn't even do anything. i haven't been any where or had anything to drink in a long time. the last time i did drink i realized just how far my tolerances have dropped. I am beginning to rival the Matt and Po of yore here, lol. Not really, It is hard to be that bad ;) but yeah, no more 15-20 shot nights for me :/ it is quite disconcerting, but hopefully will save me some dough.
speaking of which, i need to get a fucking job. I am such a fucking scrub. i have been walking around in the same t-shirt and sweatpants for the past week. I haven't shaved in like a week either. I look like shit, haha. i should probably do something about that before i go job hunting. i don't know where i want to work, but i do know i don't want to have to go out and look. I really am a lazy guy.
My turntables are on their way still, i assume. last time i checked, they had left wherever the hell they were in illinois and were en route to Redmond, where the send it to me. good shit. then i need to get some more records. records are black crack. i am going to spend all my money on them. Black and white will be black and white crack. i want my game, i want my turntables, i want a job to freaking fall into my lap. screw this "doing shit" thing. everything should revolve around me so i don't have to do anything. that would make life so much easier
Thursday, March 29, 2001
hahahaha, well you thought things were bad the other night with the noxema girl and Nothing to Lose...... well i am about to watch Chairman of the Board starring carrot top. ohhhhhh boy, i am pathetic.
In other news, my turntables are in a truck somewhere between here and illinois..... good stuff. i ordered black and white, the game dan has been playing, and i am stoked to get that soon too. WHERE IS MY BLACK & WHITE!!! ;) any ways, i have important things to do.... such as watch carrot top..... right, check you all later
In other news, my turntables are in a truck somewhere between here and illinois..... good stuff. i ordered black and white, the game dan has been playing, and i am stoked to get that soon too. WHERE IS MY BLACK & WHITE!!! ;) any ways, i have important things to do.... such as watch carrot top..... right, check you all later
Wednesday, March 28, 2001
| Status: | In Transit | |
| Scheduled Delivery: | Apr 2, 2001 | |
| Shipped to: | REDMOND, WA, US | |
| Shipped or Billed on: | Mar 26, 2001 | |
| Tracking Number: | 1Z A93 70T 03 4289 598 0 | |
| Service Type: | GROUND | |
| Weight: | 56.00 Lbs |
| PACKAGE PROGRESS | ||||||
| Date | Time | Location | Activity | |||
| Mar 28, 2001 | 10:07 A.M. | REDMOND, WA, US | IN TRANSIT TO | |||
| 10:06 A.M. | CACH, IL, US | DEPARTURE SCAN | ||||
| 7:12 A.M. | CACH, IL, US | LOCATION SCAN | ||||
| 7:11 A.M. | CACH, IL, US | UNLOAD SCAN | ||||
| 2:17 A.M. | CACH, IL, US | ARRIVAL SCAN | ||||
| Mar 26, 2001 | 9:23 P.M. | MANHATTAN-43 ST., NY, US | DEPARTURE SCAN | |||
| 8:35 P.M. | MANHATTAN-43 ST., NY, US | ORIGIN SCAN | ||||
| 6:23 P.M. | US | PICKUP MANIFEST RECEIVED | ||||
Tracking results provided by UPS: Mar 28, 2001 11:37 A.M. Eastern Time (USA) |
hopefully that all worked.......
wooooo hoooo, lets play a game called TRACK WANKS PACKAGE!!!!! so yeah, look at that. This 56 lb. behemouth of a shipment is in illinois right now, hooray for illinois. it should be here next monday. Of course, there will be much rejoicing
Tuesday, March 27, 2001
Good News!!!!! My turntables shipped!!!!! they should be here on April 2nd, i can't wait :) it took them freaking long enough. I guess they finally got pissed at my emails and got around to doing something to rectify the situation. Rectimafy......
Of course, the real downside to all of this is that i won't be able to yell about my turntables at the end of each post. Actually, i assume things will go from "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES" to "MIX YOU FUCKING RECORDS MIX!" Life is good in the land of WAnk :)
SO yeah, todays blathering is again about jobs. I should get a job. In fact, my parents are forcing me to go look for a job tomorrow. My sister just quit her job at the teriyaki place down the hill, so i think i am going to apply there. She brought home free food like every night, good food like steak teriyaki and shit. I really don't want to work there but it will probably get my parents off my back. hopefully i can make some money and move out this summer or something. that would rock. I really want to work at EBX or Borders or something like that, so i am going to hop down to town center tomorrow and check and see who is hiring. So i get some jabroni job and work for a while. it gives me money to support my new "black crack" habit. Ok Ok, records are the equivilent of black crack. I don't even have turntables yet and i am addicted to them. I imported this record from germany that should be pretty freaking sweet. GRAAHHHHHH I WANT MY TURNTABLES!!!!! calm down calm down.... turntables on their way... take a deep breath........ alright, i am cool.
Ministry of WAnkness..... is going along fine i guess. Did i tell you guys i reserved our own piece of heaven? well, it is actually part of hell, but it looks like heaven. I made a deal with the devil and we are working on renovating an unused part of the underworld to look like the real heaven. It will be just like heaven, except we can sin and drink and do whatever the hell we please. Satan has started reserving us chicks to live there with us, hot ones. he is screening them himself, and he has an unlimited pool to work with. His only stipulation is that he can come visit us, and we pay him one beer a month. I agreed. All we have to do is cut trav off a beer early and we will be fine. Satan is actually a pretty cool guys, you guys should met him. And yes, he does have the power to turn into elizabeth hurley. So yeah, when you die, don't worry. If you die before me, just tell Satan you are a proud member of the MoW at judgement and he will send you on over. If you die after me, i will get you in before all that. me and him are pretty buddy buddy now, he kind of looks at me as an equal, and we are both pretty lazy and cynical. so yeah, nothing to worry. if by any chance you forget to tell him you are part of the MoW, when i get down there i will get you out of whatever you are doing.
oh yeah, and one last thing STUPID DAMN TURNTABLES AREN'T HERE YET STUPID APRIL SECOND BWAAAAAHHHHH
Of course, the real downside to all of this is that i won't be able to yell about my turntables at the end of each post. Actually, i assume things will go from "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES" to "MIX YOU FUCKING RECORDS MIX!" Life is good in the land of WAnk :)
SO yeah, todays blathering is again about jobs. I should get a job. In fact, my parents are forcing me to go look for a job tomorrow. My sister just quit her job at the teriyaki place down the hill, so i think i am going to apply there. She brought home free food like every night, good food like steak teriyaki and shit. I really don't want to work there but it will probably get my parents off my back. hopefully i can make some money and move out this summer or something. that would rock. I really want to work at EBX or Borders or something like that, so i am going to hop down to town center tomorrow and check and see who is hiring. So i get some jabroni job and work for a while. it gives me money to support my new "black crack" habit. Ok Ok, records are the equivilent of black crack. I don't even have turntables yet and i am addicted to them. I imported this record from germany that should be pretty freaking sweet. GRAAHHHHHH I WANT MY TURNTABLES!!!!! calm down calm down.... turntables on their way... take a deep breath........ alright, i am cool.
Ministry of WAnkness..... is going along fine i guess. Did i tell you guys i reserved our own piece of heaven? well, it is actually part of hell, but it looks like heaven. I made a deal with the devil and we are working on renovating an unused part of the underworld to look like the real heaven. It will be just like heaven, except we can sin and drink and do whatever the hell we please. Satan has started reserving us chicks to live there with us, hot ones. he is screening them himself, and he has an unlimited pool to work with. His only stipulation is that he can come visit us, and we pay him one beer a month. I agreed. All we have to do is cut trav off a beer early and we will be fine. Satan is actually a pretty cool guys, you guys should met him. And yes, he does have the power to turn into elizabeth hurley. So yeah, when you die, don't worry. If you die before me, just tell Satan you are a proud member of the MoW at judgement and he will send you on over. If you die after me, i will get you in before all that. me and him are pretty buddy buddy now, he kind of looks at me as an equal, and we are both pretty lazy and cynical. so yeah, nothing to worry. if by any chance you forget to tell him you are part of the MoW, when i get down there i will get you out of whatever you are doing.
oh yeah, and one last thing STUPID DAMN TURNTABLES AREN'T HERE YET STUPID APRIL SECOND BWAAAAAHHHHH
Where is Manuel's webpage??? what happened to it? dammit, i liked that site :P
oh well, sleep sucks. anyone who knows me knows that i never really sleep, and when i do sleep i sleep at the wrong time. insomnia, bloooooop....... so yeah, call your local congressman or woman and tell them that we need federal relief for insomniacs. I need some cash.
I actually need some cash because i don't have a fucking job. jobs suck, and i don't want one right now. actually, i wouldn't really mind a job. actually, i kind of want a job. i just don't want to have to go find a job. job hunting blows dogs for quarters, thats what i say. And then there is that whole breaking in process. I hate starting new jobs, because you have no idea what the hell you are supposed to do, so you just kind of fumble around until someone yells at you. Then you feel like a moron, and it sucks. Dammit, I really need a job...... I am too lazy to go look. When I run out of money I will go look, and i still have about 50 bucks to play around with. Bah, whatever. I will go look eventually. i don't really need to right now. See my quote from a few posts ago for clarification.
anyways, i have no money because i spent it all on turntables that HAVEN'T FREAKING GOT HERE YET. I am getting pretty freaking pissed. I don't get freaking pissed easily, but i am freaking pissed right now. In a few minutes my mind will wander to something else, but right now i am thinking about my turntables so BWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRRR GARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! hmpppphhhhhh
oh well, sleep sucks. anyone who knows me knows that i never really sleep, and when i do sleep i sleep at the wrong time. insomnia, bloooooop....... so yeah, call your local congressman or woman and tell them that we need federal relief for insomniacs. I need some cash.
I actually need some cash because i don't have a fucking job. jobs suck, and i don't want one right now. actually, i wouldn't really mind a job. actually, i kind of want a job. i just don't want to have to go find a job. job hunting blows dogs for quarters, thats what i say. And then there is that whole breaking in process. I hate starting new jobs, because you have no idea what the hell you are supposed to do, so you just kind of fumble around until someone yells at you. Then you feel like a moron, and it sucks. Dammit, I really need a job...... I am too lazy to go look. When I run out of money I will go look, and i still have about 50 bucks to play around with. Bah, whatever. I will go look eventually. i don't really need to right now. See my quote from a few posts ago for clarification.
anyways, i have no money because i spent it all on turntables that HAVEN'T FREAKING GOT HERE YET. I am getting pretty freaking pissed. I don't get freaking pissed easily, but i am freaking pissed right now. In a few minutes my mind will wander to something else, but right now i am thinking about my turntables so BWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRRR GARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! hmpppphhhhhh
Alright, i know all two of you who read this are just dying for a new post. so here it is. It is a sad day. i think mtv spring break is over, doh. I don't know what to do with myself now. Basically i woke up at 10 pm today, because i was up till noon. i went over to a friends house and we played video games and had pop and chips all night. it was pretty sweet. so basically, yeah, my time schedule is still as screwed up as it was at UW. what else do i have to say today. oh yeah, go back to Dan's Site and post on the forums. Calen is hitting that sheezy up from Budapest, so you guys can get off your asses and post their. it isn't that hard :P
speaking of calen, hungary sounds pretty cool. They have pizza/brothels called Pizza Slut, and once you get to hungary your penis grows. it sounds like a pretty good place to me.
oh yeah, and my freaking turntables aren't here yet. I got an email back from the guy finally, and all he had to say was "we should be getting all the tracking numbers tomorrow." thanks a lot jackass, that still doesn't tell me whether they have shipped or not. god dammit! this whole thing is pissing me off soooooooo much!! I want my damn turntables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
speaking of calen, hungary sounds pretty cool. They have pizza/brothels called Pizza Slut, and once you get to hungary your penis grows. it sounds like a pretty good place to me.
oh yeah, and my freaking turntables aren't here yet. I got an email back from the guy finally, and all he had to say was "we should be getting all the tracking numbers tomorrow." thanks a lot jackass, that still doesn't tell me whether they have shipped or not. god dammit! this whole thing is pissing me off soooooooo much!! I want my damn turntables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sunday, March 25, 2001
Well, i would just like to take a moment of silence and enjoy MTV spring break.......................thank you, it is the sheeeeezy.
well, now that that is over, i would just like to add a few words of wisdom......
"Ambition is no excuse for not realizing you can be lazy."
I think everyone should take this quote to heart. I think it is perhaps the best quote i have heard in the past few days. I have also heard that some people are frightened by refrences to drug use. Drugs are great. When done correctly, they can be one of the most insanely fun and enjoyable experiences. If you go through your college career without experimenting a little, I will be disappointed. That is what we are here for, to figure out what is stupid. How will you know if something is really stupid if you haven't done it. As for the risks, an informed drug user is a successful drug user. If you know what you are getting into, the risk is very small indeed. So yeah, mock and laugh at my dabbling ways if you must, but you are missing out on all the fun. I will remember you when i am high/rolling/tweaking/drunk/stoned/etc and having the time of my life :P this brings us to our next quote of the day
"Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs"
so HA!!!!! I will use my drugs and enjoy it, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Speaking of which, I want my fucking turntables, DAMMIT............
well, now that that is over, i would just like to add a few words of wisdom......
"Ambition is no excuse for not realizing you can be lazy."
I think everyone should take this quote to heart. I think it is perhaps the best quote i have heard in the past few days. I have also heard that some people are frightened by refrences to drug use. Drugs are great. When done correctly, they can be one of the most insanely fun and enjoyable experiences. If you go through your college career without experimenting a little, I will be disappointed. That is what we are here for, to figure out what is stupid. How will you know if something is really stupid if you haven't done it. As for the risks, an informed drug user is a successful drug user. If you know what you are getting into, the risk is very small indeed. So yeah, mock and laugh at my dabbling ways if you must, but you are missing out on all the fun. I will remember you when i am high/rolling/tweaking/drunk/stoned/etc and having the time of my life :P this brings us to our next quote of the day
"Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs"
so HA!!!!! I will use my drugs and enjoy it, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Speaking of which, I want my fucking turntables, DAMMIT............
Saturday, March 24, 2001
Alrighty!!!! here I am, it is WAnk, revived from the proverbial dead. I am going to BCC now, if you hadn't heard. I am still trying to work things out with the UW. They are trying to charge me $250 for moving out. The problem is, the didn't tell me i had to move out until i got back to school, and they forced me too. but they still think i owe them money, jackasses.
So yeah, BCC good, class easy, me student, you female, talk talk... that is basically the way most of my conversations go, it is like being in high school again. lots of ditzy girls in tight pants and tube tops that get offended if you look at them and aren't in their little clique. it is pretty funny i think, because these are 20 year olds that are still driving to school in their jettas that their parents bought them, only to hang out in front of the cafeteria and sneer at anyone who walks past. add the jocks who still wear their high school letterman's jackets around campus, and you have a jolly good time. no offense air keith and anyone else who goes to BCC, but i think it is funny. if all these social divas and athletic alphamales look at me funny and give me flak (which they did quite commonly because of my green hair), i just stare them down in a condescending way. they really don't see that one coming. I am taller than them, and i wear baggy clothes to look big, so they usually get out of my way and stop making comments. it is pretty glorious, because i don't have to say anything. this is basically payback for all those days in high school when these stupid jocks made fun of me and shit. now that they are adults and still trapped in the past, i have no patience for it. they really piss me off. It is pretty nice to have it warm up a little bit. spring clothes are coming out again, which basically means tight pants and tight shirts. i can't wait for summer with tight shorts and tank tops, oh yeah.
Which brings me to my next subject. MTV spring break started today on TV, and i have been glued to the screen. it is perhaps the greatest thing on the planet. It gives all of us losers without enough money the chance live the spring break experience. who cares if these extremely attractive girls in extremely skimpy clothes are getting extremely wasted 1500 whatever miles away. the magic of television brings them right into my room. At least spring break isn't a complete loss :)
Spring break would be a helluva lot better if i had money. I spent all my money on turntables, a mixer and a bunch of badass techno records. of course, my turntables haven't shown up yet. let me rephrase. Spring break would be a lot better if i had my fucking turntables. I put in the order on february 26th, and i still don't have them. they charged my credit card as soon as they received the order. a month later, they still have my money, and they still have my turntables. they were supposed to ship last thursday and get here this week, but i haven't gotten them yet. i am getting a little miffed. i am getting a little miffed at a lot of things. i am feeling like i am being jerked around in most aspects of my life right now, and it pretty much sucks. I can't wait till this summer when i can go back to the relatively stable life of 2 jobs, lots of alcohol, drugs and all night raves. it sucks. i can't even drink at my parents house. i have been driving to bellingham to meet my friend ryan to drink and stuff, that is a long drive, especially when you start after class at 7:40 on a thursday, which puts you smack dab in the middle of rush hour. it takes me an hour to get to 405 from BCC, then another 2 hours to get through everett, and then about an hour up to bellingham. then we get really drunk, and go to his friends house and hit up their full size medical grade nitrous tank. this thing, it is nuts. they have this 5 foot tall tank full of nitrous oxide, and this other smaller tank full of oxygen. I take back anything bad i have said about nitrous in the past. now that i have tried it, it is the most funny, absolutely harmless drug in the world, at least with the frequency i do it. it is great. basically, you fill up a balloon with a little oxygen, and fill the balloon the rest of the way with the nitrious oxide. then you force all the air out of your lungs and breathe in and out from the balloon until you are about to pass out. then you stop, and you get this incredibly intense crack high for about 2 minutes. then in another 5 minutes you are fine. you can go back to drinking, or driving, or whatever you were doing earlier. it is so fucking sweet, i can't even explain it.
PS- WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES!!!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! god dammit, this is really pissing me off. if they aren't here in the next week, i am going to have to go through the hassle of blocking the transaction through my credit card company. blah
So yeah, BCC good, class easy, me student, you female, talk talk... that is basically the way most of my conversations go, it is like being in high school again. lots of ditzy girls in tight pants and tube tops that get offended if you look at them and aren't in their little clique. it is pretty funny i think, because these are 20 year olds that are still driving to school in their jettas that their parents bought them, only to hang out in front of the cafeteria and sneer at anyone who walks past. add the jocks who still wear their high school letterman's jackets around campus, and you have a jolly good time. no offense air keith and anyone else who goes to BCC, but i think it is funny. if all these social divas and athletic alphamales look at me funny and give me flak (which they did quite commonly because of my green hair), i just stare them down in a condescending way. they really don't see that one coming. I am taller than them, and i wear baggy clothes to look big, so they usually get out of my way and stop making comments. it is pretty glorious, because i don't have to say anything. this is basically payback for all those days in high school when these stupid jocks made fun of me and shit. now that they are adults and still trapped in the past, i have no patience for it. they really piss me off. It is pretty nice to have it warm up a little bit. spring clothes are coming out again, which basically means tight pants and tight shirts. i can't wait for summer with tight shorts and tank tops, oh yeah.
Which brings me to my next subject. MTV spring break started today on TV, and i have been glued to the screen. it is perhaps the greatest thing on the planet. It gives all of us losers without enough money the chance live the spring break experience. who cares if these extremely attractive girls in extremely skimpy clothes are getting extremely wasted 1500 whatever miles away. the magic of television brings them right into my room. At least spring break isn't a complete loss :)
Spring break would be a helluva lot better if i had money. I spent all my money on turntables, a mixer and a bunch of badass techno records. of course, my turntables haven't shown up yet. let me rephrase. Spring break would be a lot better if i had my fucking turntables. I put in the order on february 26th, and i still don't have them. they charged my credit card as soon as they received the order. a month later, they still have my money, and they still have my turntables. they were supposed to ship last thursday and get here this week, but i haven't gotten them yet. i am getting a little miffed. i am getting a little miffed at a lot of things. i am feeling like i am being jerked around in most aspects of my life right now, and it pretty much sucks. I can't wait till this summer when i can go back to the relatively stable life of 2 jobs, lots of alcohol, drugs and all night raves. it sucks. i can't even drink at my parents house. i have been driving to bellingham to meet my friend ryan to drink and stuff, that is a long drive, especially when you start after class at 7:40 on a thursday, which puts you smack dab in the middle of rush hour. it takes me an hour to get to 405 from BCC, then another 2 hours to get through everett, and then about an hour up to bellingham. then we get really drunk, and go to his friends house and hit up their full size medical grade nitrous tank. this thing, it is nuts. they have this 5 foot tall tank full of nitrous oxide, and this other smaller tank full of oxygen. I take back anything bad i have said about nitrous in the past. now that i have tried it, it is the most funny, absolutely harmless drug in the world, at least with the frequency i do it. it is great. basically, you fill up a balloon with a little oxygen, and fill the balloon the rest of the way with the nitrious oxide. then you force all the air out of your lungs and breathe in and out from the balloon until you are about to pass out. then you stop, and you get this incredibly intense crack high for about 2 minutes. then in another 5 minutes you are fine. you can go back to drinking, or driving, or whatever you were doing earlier. it is so fucking sweet, i can't even explain it.
PS- WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES!!!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! god dammit, this is really pissing me off. if they aren't here in the next week, i am going to have to go through the hassle of blocking the transaction through my credit card company. blah
